You Are Cordially Invited

You are cordially invited for afternoon tea and sweets.

I want to show you my new flower beds filled with exotic flowers.

We can catch up on old times and friends as we sit in the garden.

Oh, by the way, don't let the hedge bother you. My gardener has a strange sense of humor. Besides, he thinks he's artistic.

"Did you hear about 'so&so'? Oh yes, they broke up. It was a nasty thing."

"Buzz, Buzz, Buzz........ etc, etc, Blah, Blah, Blah, etc.....," thinking all the while, "There! That will fix them!"

But don't be led down the garden path by sweet promises of sweet treats.

Evil lurks in the Garden of Even.